Oh I miss my students….Classic essay response.
Going over old paperwork and exams from teaching at community college. This was one of the more amusing essay responses to a final exam question (What are some positive symptoms a student with schizophrenia might exhibit. Compare and Contrast to the effects of LSD.)
My colleague added a follow-up question to the exam:
“How do you think Professor Umberg would react to a student showing up to class on LSD?”
“[Professor Umberg] be like “Yo dawg, you best get on outta here! You be like, distraction’ all up in here during the exam and that’s like, not cool brah.’ She’d use lots of hand movements to express her dominance.”